wannastayugly:

Anyway, here’s Jaskier and Geralt kissing each other softly

PATREON

vanishedschism:

Crit Role RS Week Relationship: Molly/Thuron
Word Count: 2k
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Molly thought, as the drow assassin or thief or maybe terrorist pressed his own sword against his throat, that there were a few things he could have done to avoid this situation. Not stand so close to the assassin/thief/terrorist was foremost among them.

But when had he ever made the right decisions when it came to criminals?

“You really overestimate how much they care about me,” he said, more annoyed at how close he’d been to arguing to just leave this guy alone than the physical danger he himself was in.

He could feel the Xhorhasian tremble where their body pressed against his.

“Quiet,” they hissed. “Give me the Beacon.”

Beau glared, but Jester grabbed the Beacon and put it in Molly’s hands. “We will find you,” she said. “And you,” she directed at Thuron, “you are very handsome, but very mean. You should work on that.”

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lespoopypodle:

melonsap:

melonsap:

“You can’t consume problematic media!”

Maybe YOU can’t. I, on the other hand, have critical thinking skills and a lot of spite

I am also incredibly sexy

Mood

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sweetsmalldog:

I know it’s because the rp was a lot more chill but Techno and Phil were so much scarier on SMP Earth. There was no hint of a moral code 80% of the time (even then it was 50/50 on who had it). Phil had a Shulker Box full of air strikes. They could craft God Apples. One of Techno’s titles was The Emperor of Ice. They took over the world. Phil killed Wilbur for an Egg and earned the moniker The Angel of Death because of it. Techno spent hours plugging his Youtooz. Phil committed the server’s first genoside when he tested an airstrike out on Teh Villigar Adoption Agency. The admins were terrified of them. And it was great.

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considermygenderminecrafted:

C!Phil Ramble

Phil is so, hard to talk about. Because like, his character is so subtle its really something that it built over time, but it’s so there.
And he is genuinely fuckin Devastating.

I’ve just got done transcribing some dialogue from both his discussion with Techno before Techno visits dream, and then I transcribed some dialogue where Phil asks Ranboo more about the experiments, and they are… painfully similar.

The thing that stands out is how, all Phil wants is for the people he loves to be careful, just to try to be safe. He asks for nothing more, the smallest thing, and he can’t get it.

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shoezuki:

‘Techno is inherently strong and powerful he doesnt understand that weaker people will form governments to band together so him destroying those governments is him exerting his power over ppl’ well maybe they should just get good?

felidaefighter:

No thoughts head empty just Technoblade saying “I think he’s threatening us” when Bad said “you wouldn’t want Ranboo to get hurt, right?”

Threatening us.

He’s soft about this kid, huh.

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lesbiantechno:

no thoughts only this clip from smp earth

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i dont remember canon but i have very strong opinions about everything

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